Antagonia.net » christmas http://www.antagonia.net Tea's blog Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:16:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Unwrapping http://www.antagonia.net/blog/art-by-me/unwrapping/ http://www.antagonia.net/blog/art-by-me/unwrapping/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:23:27 +0000 Tea Berry-Blue http://www.antagonia.net/?p=778 I started the first part of this post and then realized that there was really no way to adapt it for those of you who are visually impaired, so I apologize most sincerely for that and I did come up with a second half to the post that I hope makes up for the oversight.

Part 1 is A New Year’s Gift for you all: Tea Paper Dolls!

paperdoll

click here to download the printable-cuttable hi-res version!

Instructions: print out with a color printer on oak tag. Cut out with a pair of scissors. Then dress me!
All of the clothes included are clothes I actually own!

Part 2 is a photographic story about unwrapping Christmas presents.

My father got very artistic with the presents this year. This first one was for my mother:

"Sun Melts Away The Pounds"

Description: There is a sunshine and a snowman. The snowman is saying “Sun Melts Away the Pounds!” Let me just say that my father’s artistic abilities? Would be the envy of many nursery schoolers.

There were several others with snowmen on them, but the piece de resistance was a drawing on one of my packages:

Why Did Chicken Get Present?

Give Up??

Description:

In picture #1, there is a picture of what my father claims is a chicken, in spite of the fact that is has four legs and no wings, in front of a box marked “Chick.” The caption says: “Why did Chicken get Present??”

Picture #2 just says “Give up???” And has a bunc h of arrows indicating that we should turn the box over. It is like Laffy Taffy, but with a box! AWESOME.

Ain't no dumb Cluck!

And Picture #3 is the answer to our riddle! It says, “Answer– If they don’t celebrate Chickenmas, may as well celebrate Christmas… Hey– This ain’t no dumb cluck!

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My father was making faces with his seafood and disposable festive paperware.

xmasevefoodplay

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Last comic until the New Year! Have a good one, folks!]]> Comic: Mine Pacifier

Last comic until the New Year! Have a good one, folks!

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I wanted to take this opportunity to wish all of my friends a blessed and holy holiday season. It is very important to remember the real reason why we celebrate at this joyous time of year and to keep the true meaning of the season in our hearts. O Holy Night]]> Comic: O Holy Night

I wanted to take this opportunity to wish all of my friends a blessed and holy holiday season. It is very important to remember the real reason why we celebrate at this joyous time of year and to keep the true meaning of the season in our hearts.

O Holy Night

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